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Privacy Policy
UPDATED PRIVACY POLICY
Privacy Policy Last updated: December 2025
Welcome aboard, GO! GO! CAPTAIN™, operated by Anna Thundergun (”we,” “our,” or “us”).
Your privacy matters—not in the performative way everyone claims, but because trust isn’t negotiable.
This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and how you control it when engaging with our platforms, including:
GO! GO! CAPTAIN™ (main site + Substack publication)
The Captain’s Log (leadership systems)
THIS MEETING IS BULLSH*T (corporate satire)
THE ANGRY STRATEGIST (marketing coaching)
See You Next Tuesday (podcast)
GGC Notes (tactical resources)
and any digital products, templates, or experiences published under these brands.
1. Information We Collect
We collect only what’s necessary to run the ship.
a. Information You Provide
Email address: When you subscribe, comment, or contact us
Payment details: Processed securely via Stripe (we never see your full card data)
Profile data: Optional info if you create an account or join discussions
Form responses: Surveys, opt-ins, or sign-ups for templates or courses
b. Information Automatically Collected
Analytics: Standard tools help us understand what content lands (e.g., how many people read past the headline)
Device data: Browser type, IP address, usage logs—for troubleshooting and security
Substack data: Anonymized engagement data (open rates, likes, restacks)
We do not collect or store passwords, financial data, or personal health information.
2. How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
Send newsletters, podcasts, and updates you subscribed to
Deliver digital downloads, templates, or programs you purchased
Improve content and user experience
Respond to messages and support requests
Protect against spam, abuse, and unauthorized access
We don’t spam. We don’t sell your info. Ever.
3. Sharing of Information
We share data only with trusted partners necessary to operate GO! GO! CAPTAIN™:
Substack — publishing and subscription management
Stripe — secure payment processing
Analytics providers — anonymized usage data
We do not sell, rent, or trade personal information.
If a third party wants your attention, they’ll have to earn it themselves.
4. Cookies & Tracking
Cookies help us measure what’s resonating. You can disable them through your browser, but some features may not work as intended.
We don’t use invasive tracking pixels—only standard analytics.
5. Your Rights
You have the right to:
Access or request deletion of your personal data
Opt out of marketing emails anytime (one-click unsubscribe at the bottom of every message)
Update your contact info or preferences through your Substack account
Request a full data export
Email [email protected] with any requests. We handle them personally and promptly.
6. Data Retention
We keep your data only as long as needed to deliver the services you signed up for.
Once you unsubscribe or request deletion, your data is removed—unless legally required to retain certain records (like receipts for accounting).
7. Security
We take digital hygiene seriously.
Our tools use encrypted connections (HTTPS) and secure payment processors. No system is perfect, but we follow industry best practices to protect your data from unauthorized access or misuse.
8. Children’s Privacy
GO! GO! CAPTAIN™ content is designed for adults.
We don’t knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 16. If you’re a minor, please don’t subscribe or provide personal data.
9. Third-Party Links
We link to external platforms, podcasts, and resources. Once you leave our ecosystem, their policies apply. Review their terms before sharing any info.
10. International Users
If you’re outside the U.S., your data may be processed on servers in the United States.
By using our services, you consent to this transfer in accordance with applicable privacy laws.
11. Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy to reflect platform updates or new features.
When we do, we’ll change the date at the top. Significant changes get announced in The Captain’s Log—because transparency isn’t a marketing tactic. It’s how we operate.
12. Contact
Questions? Requests?
GO! GO! CAPTAIN™ Lead. Build. Ship.